Tuesday, March 17, 2009

How to tell I'm possibly in a bad mood, St. Pat's Day edition

A friend today commented that he was surprised to see me wearing green for Saint Patrick's Day, given that I generally don't jump on this kind of bandwagon. I replied that it was actually to keep me out of jail; if I didn't wear green, there's a moderate chance that some random stranger would pinch me for not wearing green. Then I'd have to put him on the ground and break all of his fingers, which might land me in legal trouble.

I'm not entirely sure I was kidding about this, but it did get a laugh....

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