Monday, November 08, 2004

Election. Gaaaah!

The election is officially over, and I'm sorely disappointed. A month ago, if someone would've asked me for the single strongest governing principle in American politics, I would've said, ala Milo Bloom, "Money Talks". I've revised that now, in response to the democratic process. The new version:

People Are Dumb As Rocks.

Fact: in exit polls, 65% of people who voted for George thought that we found weapons of mass destruction in Iraq and/or thought that Saddam Hussein personally planned the September 11 attacks. And, just so you know, neither of these is true. No wonder George is underfunding education--an educated electorate is not in his best interest.